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Sometimes I try to make myself sound more intellectual than I really am, by using fancy words. I enjoy cats, grand jete-ing around my house, tea, my pug, and anything visually pleasing.

I absolutely adore british actors, and I always love a good pun.
cat deeley appreciation post
  • baby: *cries*
  • everyone: oh you poor sweet thing don't cry you're okay
  • me: shut the fuck up take it outside why do people keep having these things

ileftmyheartintokyo: 小籠包 @ 鼎泰豐 by yusheng on Flickr.
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No one is perfect, this has to be remembered. Not necessarily as an excuse to be imperfect, but as a way to deal with those imperfections. When you fall down or slip up, you can take a second to realize that this is not the end, but just a part of the journey as a whole. You do not necessarily “start over”, but you continue on. Not all failures are ends, many times they are steps to a future that is far better than what you imagined in the beginning.

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-M Redden

THWID

(via thatshowwinningisdone)

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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